Welcome to the RSFA
(Red Sox Fans Anonymous)
By Coming to this website you have taken the first step to admitting that being a Red Sox fan has caused some adverse effects in your life.
The RSFA organization is committed to helping people deal with all aspects of being a Red Sox fan by providing counseling, group meetings, and a support network.
We can help you deal with the following:
- Spousal Support-("Your mine for the next 2 months honey", see sleeping disorders)
- Work Related Problems-(office surfing for Red Sox related websites)
- Weight Problems-(finger foods, snacks, and beer can add up!!!)
- Sleeping Disorders-(when to nap)
- Red Sox Apparel Fixation Complex-(see Elaborate Curse Fix Syndrome)
- The Emotional Roller Coaster-(The ups and downs of fandome)
- Yankee Rivalry Confrontational Management-(Yankee Haters)
- Idol Worshipping 101-(shrines, montages, etc.)
- Oh My God What If They Don't Sign Pedro Back support group-(see Sleeping Disorders)
- Elaborate Curse Fix Syndrome-(speaks for itself)
- Ticket Envy(getting tickets and keeping your dignity)
- Red Sox Memorabilia(Piles, they're everywhere)
- What Am I Gonna Do With Myself Now(See Patriots Fans Anonymous)
Download original song "Cowboy Up" by the Mysterious Jazz Babies